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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

@rugbyintel

Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.

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What I'd just say to you is, what part of fuck the experts & scientists what do our donors want, don't you understand? #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #nzpol rnz.co.nz/news/in-depth/…

What I'd just say to you is, what part of fuck the experts & scientists what do our donors want, don't you understand? 
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #nzpol
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What I'd just say to you is, I know I'm not the most popular PM & we just delivered a stinker of a budget, so thank goodness we're only up against #HopelessHipkins #DeadWeight

What I'd just say to you is, I know I'm not the most popular PM & we just delivered a stinker of a budget, so thank goodness we're only up against #HopelessHipkins #DeadWeight
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What I'd just say to you is, fat chance. Call on Chris Hipkins to take a stand against seabed mining action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/take-…

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What I'd just say to you is, you thought my Coalition was only coming after the trans community? Just wait for our 2nd term Heh, heh, heh. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfImportedFacism US Navy will rename the USNS Harvey Milk, named after Korean war veteran and LGBTQ rights pioneer

What I'd just say to you is, you thought my Coalition was only coming after the trans community? Just wait for our 2nd term Heh, heh, heh.
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfImportedFacism

US Navy will rename the USNS Harvey Milk, named after Korean war veteran and LGBTQ rights pioneer
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What I'd say to you is, David assures me these 3 Waters submissions, signatures on a TPU template, were nothing like the submissions against his Regulatory Standards bill, which he says were made by bots. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #CoalitionOfCunts #nzpol

What I'd say to you is, David assures me these 3 Waters submissions, signatures on a TPU template, were nothing like the submissions against his Regulatory Standards bill, which he says were made by bots.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #CoalitionOfCunts #nzpol
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What I'd just say to you is, you have my word that what's being reported on the front page of today's UK Financial Times won't happen after we privatise NZ's water assets in our second term. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, you have my word that what's being reported on the front page of today's UK Financial Times won't  happen after we privatise NZ's water assets in our second term.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is I'm very, very comfortable with this. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCreeps #nzpol PM’s press secretary ‘recorded sex workers without consent’

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What I'd just say to you is, no worries. I'll get Liam Dann to run another green shoots column. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfEconomicVandals #ToryJournoBullshit #nzpol

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What I'd just say to you is, thank goodness One News doesn't bother with stories like this anymore. Who says threatening funding doesn't work? #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #StateMediaCapture #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, thank goodness One News doesn't bother with stories like this anymore. Who says threatening funding doesn't work?

#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #StateMediaCapture #NZpol
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What I'd say to you is, ignore the numbers, disregard the facts. Instead read Liam's columns & accept it's all your fault for not maxing out your credit cards, you sad sack, sitting on the sidelines, cost of living crisis, lost your j̶o̶b̶ confidence, losers. #ToryDann #NZpol

What I'd say to you is, ignore the numbers, disregard the facts. Instead read Liam's columns & accept it's all your fault for not maxing out your credit cards, you sad sack, sitting on the sidelines, cost of living crisis, lost your  j̶o̶b̶ confidence,  losers.
#ToryDann #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, we're not going to tell you who teachers can compare themselves to achieve pay equity under our new regime, because there's no one. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCunts #RobWomentoEnrichLandlords #nzpol

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What I'd just say to you is, only women will read this. #LyinLuxon America’s infatuation with boy geniuses & ‘Great Men’ is ruining us We’re obsessed with narratives about powerful men & how they got that way. obscuring an ideology of inequality theguardian.com/us-news/ng-int…

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What I'd just say to you is, I think it's time call out the National guard to put these "worthies" back in their box. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfClimateDeniers #nzpol theguardian.com/world/2025/jun…

What I'd just say to you is, I think it's time call out the National guard to put these "worthies" back in their box.

#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfClimateDeniers #nzpol

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun…
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What I'd just say to you is, best NZ ignores what's going on in California & continues to support President Trump. After all, our 2nd greatest PM after me, John Key, guarantees he's good for the economy. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NeverTrustaTory #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, best NZ ignores what's going on in California & continues to support President Trump. After all, our 2nd greatest PM after me, John Key, guarantees he's good for the economy.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NeverTrustaTory
#NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, to be fair I've been known to tell a few porkies myself. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

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What I'd just say to you is, yes there's a lot of bottomfeeding victims of domestic violence having to live on the street under my Coalition, but landlords tell us the savings are worth it. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCruelty #nzpol stuff.co.nz/politics/36072…

What I'd just say to you is, yes there's a lot of bottomfeeding victims of domestic violence having to live on the street under my Coalition, but landlords tell us the savings are worth it.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCruelty #nzpol

stuff.co.nz/politics/36072…
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What I'd just say to you is, more piffle from the patron saint of bottomfeeders. Everyone understands more workers need to die to increase p̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶t̶i̶v̶i̶t̶y̶ business owners' wealth. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCunts #BrookeVanGhoul #BottoomfeedersMustDie #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, more piffle from the patron saint of bottomfeeders. Everyone understands more workers need to die to increase p̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶t̶i̶v̶i̶t̶y̶  business owners' wealth. 
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCunts #BrookeVanGhoul #BottoomfeedersMustDie #nzpol
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What I'd just say to you is, everyone knows working bottom feeders have had it too good for too long under my Coalition. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofCruelty #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, everyone knows working bottom feeders have had it too good for too long under my Coalition. 
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofCruelty #nzpol
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What I'd just say to you is, we promised you this would end when we were elected, let's keep pretending it has. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofBullshitters #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, we promised you this would end when we were elected, let's keep pretending it has. 
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofBullshitters #nzpol