chevy chase taking credit for "starting steely dan" is the first funny thing he's done in a long time

BREAKING we’ve decided to ban all merch sales in the venue and we’re going to siphon the gas from your van while you play

😠😔 ... I have questions

I’m really enjoying Beast Wars so far but I’m really curious where else they could take this concept. Like, what if instead of transforming into beasts, they all transformed into vehicles, like cars or jets or something like that?

“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL”

the best Steely Dan song is Aja and my favorite song is Kings

the best Steely Dan song is Aja and my favorite song is Peg

these cannot be the same black friday deals y’all’s grandparents were getting assault and battery charges for

Autozone and Guitar Center are the same store

Goku

this is how your email finds me

music addicts have a serious problem in the age of streaming services because the human brain was never developed to be exposed to so much music at once. services like spotify can rewire one’s brain chemistry when one listens to high quantities of music on a daily basis

if you’re gay you see scooby doo

What song did you play during the eclipse? I played Black Hole Sun, of course

Oh you like the Olympics? Name one French person

Heartbreak Shore (EP) is out now!!

Someone asked us to draw a wizard selling shady uno cards... might sell these at the next show