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heard a man on the phone on the train say “just because you have an MBE doesn’t mean you don’t have to do my washing”… chilling stuff! divorce babe, divorce!

when I count my blessings, I count descript twice

a man (who had empty seat options) is manspreading and so I am now bagspreading, only one of us can win

physically incapable of getting home before the sun sets in the summertime

There’s one right here and it’s o so good!

I see weird fiction in my near future

never been so deeply invested in every character's development like I am with The Bear

would move to Hackney, but I can’t risk becoming an East London Creative (the thought alone gives me the heebie jeebies)

kicking my feet and giggling in the cafe at my own jokes (editing)

at the stage of edits where ANYTHING could get cut. paragraph I spent hours working on that bored me last night? GONE. conversation that felt essential last week that didn't make me laugh today. BACKSPACE

I think everyone should have more celebration flowers than they can fit into vases in their home at least once in their life

I NEVER want to hear anyone complain about heat in the summertime ever again

I love my girl Jane, but... there are SO many other great classics to adapt, why are we in this never ending cycle of remaking things that were perfect the first time?

Not to make this about me, but the lionesses winning the semis the night I hand in my final(ish) book edits about a british women’s team at the Olympics feels pretty damn poetic

unfortunately I’m addicted to plotting, DESPERATELY trying to do nothing in august but there are 3 v different ideas I’m obsessed with competing for my attention

all I do is order iced coffee yap about the latest book idea that popped into my head and dilly dally around London smiling with my music on full blast

a new bookcase lies ahead of me

spineless loser

ah, here come the consequence of my own actions

had to break the news that romeo and juliet is fictional to my mom today in the middle of verona