Me situating the monitor.

“The sequels being bad doesn’t make the prequels magically good.”

You heard it here first - I AM THE REAL GROK

I'm celebrating Canada Day by contributing nothing culturally worthwhile to the rest of the world. Happy Birthday, America Lite

MAGA somehow manages to sound like hysterical little old ladies and teenaged girls with their first credit card at the same time.

Some of you have never drank from a beer ball and it shows.

TIL: Charles Starkweather's old girlfriend is still alive. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caril_Ann…

Bowl of Fruit Loops or Indian water park?

What do you notice about this?

Matt Walsh You're complaining about dishonesty from this administration? That's like complaining about Catholicism from the pope.

this guy spent 21 years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings, the full model is 50 feet long and 30 feet wide, and he first announced it on tiktok like this:

According to the group chat, between her close proximity just over the border and my dating history, there's about a 25% chance I end up dating her. The odds jump to 75% if she ends up in Massachusetts. yahoo.com/entertainment/…

The Challenger explosion didn't define Gen X. That was just a collective flashbulb memory of a major accident we watched on TV The sick jokes we told about it during recess the next day? THAT defined us.

This was the moment that defined Gen X.

Tell me you say "I don't know who needs to hear this..." without telling me....

1 out of 3 dudes I went to high school with owned this t-shirt, along with the "Metal Up the Ass" and "Alcoholica" t-shirts.

I've always said we don't live in a victim culture, we live in an entertainment culture; victimhood is just an easy way for unattractive, unfunny and uninsightful people to garner attention that they wouldn't otherwise be able to achieve.

SANDIMASHIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALLRULES!