people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

Notice they didn’t say WHICH president

in the classed room. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My maerker .

DEFINITIVE PROOF THE “SPACE FORCE” ANNOUNCEMENT WAS PRE RECORDED! If you look closely at the video, it features Donald Trump in the right side of the frame, and if you zoom in you can clearly tell that he is alive, which is impossible because he is dead.

FUCK

i'm on hold with ssa to try and apply for benefits with the interview portion of my application and "the hold time is greater than 120 minutes"

who has that one video parodying death metal logos and it's just like a bunch of branches in a pile and peeling pleather and other shit like that please i need it

waiting for a nonbinary person to be named Mud so I can send them this youtu.be/953PkxFNiko?si…

RIP 😔🙏

Twitter never change pls

Mind you, Luigi Mangione doesn’t even have a trial date, he’s facing the death penalty, and corporations are already exploiting his AI image.

Redone shitpost commission. Artist is Yvonne Matthews on FB.

Just got a video post about a 3 day old death in a hot tub that cooked the human into brown sludge on my fb feed like it was totally normal

Spongebob episodes will be silly as hell and then just have one scene like this

Do me a favor and Google 2 words: "Priest arrested" and then we can talk about how drag queens are harmful to children

100% letting your cat outside without supervision is abuse to both your cat and the animals outside

It's gonna get a mega watch

Yeah... I miss the good times :/ but unfortunately people gotta be assholes