Imagine being straight but you’re a Best Boy Grip for a living. ha gay.

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart by T*ylor Swi*t isn’t a real song.

fyi

someone make me a shirt that says “ploys not poise”

I need to stop being a hopeless romantic. There was a note left on my car and I thought it was gonna be someone’s number but it was them telling me how bad I parked

instagram.com/reel/DFHeXsrNl…

remember fashion bug

Drag name: Paula Abdulla Oblongata

If you order a dirty martini with no olives you’re a cunt

The gift of a true double pour of vodka being in your screwdriver at an airport is unmatched.

Piper nooo

Never let the truth get in the way of the story.

I’m afraid cuz I’m trying my hardest and it just doesn’t seem good enough.

My anaconda does not.

I love a buffet.

You don’t have to be brave, you just have to act brave.

How can everyone in Star Wars understand each other..

Just used the Find My app to find myself.

Until your kisses taste like malabubu.