FAAB notes: I went $29 higher than runner up on Hyeseong Kim in my Super last night. Crazy to me that he was available. I expected bids to be more aggressive. I’m top 6 in every hitting category with 2B being a black hole all year. I’m of the belief that playing time issues

Just had a flashback as I tuned into the Red Sox game… Remember when Rafael Devers got off to a slow start and people were calling him fat and victory lapping his “downfall” and saying his swing sucked and his shoulder was shot? Yeah … ummm… he’s been one of the best

Live look at the Rockies locker room

Ben Casparius moving into rotation ✅ Brent Rooker one OF start away from OF eligibility ✅ Devin Williams looks like himself again ✅ Bubba Chandler still sitting on most of my teams but has to be close ?? ✅ All of the above are the types of in-team gains you love to see as

Hit like if you drafted Michael Toglia but had to drop him once he got sent down because your bench was filled with IL guys/undroppable players and you had no other choice. We’re in this together. 🕯️🕯️🕯️

Friday night boxscore check up Brewers 17 Twins 6 First thought, holy shit Joe Ryan got rocked?? (he didn’t). Second thought, William Contreras must’ve done some damage (0-4, sac fly).

Zach Eflin being totally useless was not something I expected. Figured good ratios, more K’s and sub 3.9 era. Nasty.

Blue Jays leaving Jeff Hoffman in this long is one of the crazier bullpen decision I’ve seen this year.

Jacob DeGrom + Pablo Lopez = Jacob Lopez

No one: Dave Roberts: I’m gonna wait 6 batters, load the bases, let the tying run score, then bring in (the best and most obvious choice) Ben Casparius to bail me out.

Morgan Freeman narrator voice: “And from that moment on, he was the best hitter in baseball”

Making my fantasy 🏆 runs with the following “closers”: Mason Miller Randy Rodriguez Justin Topa Bryan Abreu (who I wanna call Bobby Abreu every time I reference him) Shawn Armstrong Just the way I drew it up 😉

I’ve had some amazing fantasy years, some so-so. But one thing remains constant… I NEVER get a good draft grade.

Low risk/high reward guys I’ve targeted in most of my drafts: Dameon Pierce (there’s a path + history) Rashid Shaheed (explosive + targets) Quinshon Judkins (💯 featured when back) Ollie Gordon (great handcuff- Achane 🤕?) Guys I’ve targeted after pick 40 who should return

Every time I think CJ Stroud can’t get any worse he takes another snap and proves me wrong.

Tua Butt-ahh-hole-uh

Walker was taking this over anyway but now it’s an expedited wheels up for one of the best pure runners in the NFL 📈📈📈

By receiver in the area, they meant Doubs’ head.

LaFleur calls plays like such a pussy. Doesn’t even deserve the tie.

One of the low key worst parts about losing a fantasy stud mid game is the damage it does that same week. No biggie, I’ll just play you with 1 or 2 less active players and inevitably lose by a decimal.