me after my summer internship with the oncelor, wearing a thneed: the lorax is ruining the left

i think the only area where men are somehow funnier than women is disordered eating

nicki's cousin when he got the vaccine

Diabolical mulatto

Seeing a gay person in New York is so crazy cuz its like... Hold up. Are we about to spill some tea while listening to the BRAT album? Or chop it up over a bacon egg and cheese the OCKY WAY...Like💀

Leftoids say Nazis are unsophisticated bums from backwater towns… lets fight this harmful stereotype 👊 if you’re a Nazi, respond below with your job and the city you live in to prove them wrong! ⬇️ (Add your Family name too to prove you’re white)

The SNL concert videos on my timeline:

What the fuck is this show about

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

Didn’t he just make a child a secret service agent

Hey, there’s a hip new wine bar in New York City. It’s open on Sundays, comes with “small bites,” and you just might learn a thing or two there. Sound interesting? It’s called church…

My favorite part of my MS13 initiation is when we would all go register to vote together

once is a fluke, twice is a coincidence, but three times…

A successful group dinner requires an authoritarian despot who can take uncomfortable actions for the greater good

so far every white person at the Met Gala is dressed like Countess Luann #MetGala

Tate McRae arrives at the #MetGala.

ICE officers are facing a 413% increase in assaults. It's a good start, but we can do better.

Made the mistake of looking at my Uber driver's phone