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"it takes so much water to grow almonds" -- look, if you want to have a juicy bite of almond and have the almond juice dribble down your chin and drip from your greedy maw with abandon, if you want to have your whole ass summer mood, then you need to sit down and stop complaining

I need an enterprising 28 year old marketing genius to rebrand the TV dinner

What if you guys fixed the poisonous air quality issues across your system instead of posting desperate, hackneyed “jokes”

ties for women are BACK!

After the experience of driving around Detroit in a Toyota I no longer believe midwesterners are polite

What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps. x.com/dlberes/status…

I will no longer be reading wedding websites. I expect all relevant details of your event to be spoon fed to me the week before. Thank you.

Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn’t move from NYC to LA

(My thoughts on the 405 passing a Home Depot, roofing manufacturer, Panera Bread) “California is the most beautiful place in the world”

Mere miles from the fine Ports of LA/Long Beach.

some will spend $600 on a helicopter tour but close their windows on a plane overlooking the same terrain….

Mackinac Point Lighthouse (1892) Mackinaw City, MI

“New Yorkers watch out for each other :)” then why have I never seen any of you vacate your subway seat for the elderly or a mom w a stroller

BRING BACK PLASTIC BAGS

Which specific MTA employee is in charge of the B48 I just want to talk

Actually, Boston is a very nice city!