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I prefer Presidents who DON’T get Covid

New Tim Heidecker™ Official comedy special kept me laughing all the way through. Only question is where’s my Yellow River Boys merch?

At least poll workers didn’t have to stay up all night counting ballots in Louisiana. Bc we all know our track record on staying up all night(we party and don’t work) and counting (we can’t count very well).

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Thinking of taking a vacation to the Deep State.. anyone know of any cute cabins or lake houses for rent there? TIA

It might be a long time from now, but eventually we WILL have a President who HATES talking on the phone.

Happy birthday to Barbara Lynn, born on this day in 1942 in Beaumont, Texas. Here she is performing “What I’d Say” in 1966.

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!! We've learned nothing from 2008. Love StewBeef

Yes, I brush my teeth while I piss. Yes, I clean up piss off the floor every night. Yes, we exist.

Budd Dwyer was the last honorable politician in America. All downhill ever since.

My doctor flat out refuses to give me a prostate exam. I’m starting to see why people hate going to the dentist.

Might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve read in a while

Someone finally won a fight at Dan Flashes:

You’re scared of an “unproven” vaccine. You’re scared they’ll take your guns. You’re scared of communism/socialism. You’re scared of the devil. You’re scared of immigrants. You’re scared of your freedom being taken away. But I’m “living in fear”? 🤔

Win a Trip to Tubby Todd x Karrie Locher Playdate! wn.nr/zq3LkT3