Had that boy calling the phone line over and over again like he hitting the radio station up for Jay-Z tickets.

Ummm, where’s the shitter

Durham! I’ll be at Duke University Sept. 5 in conversation with Jordan Klepper TIX: arts.duke.edu/events/roy-woo…

Welp. Portal just opened up again.

Every time I come back down south I see more proof that the country is healing

> When they wipe the table as you sit down and then put the menus on top of the still wet table and now you touching a moist menu.

No one more perfect for the job. That boy @BDaht gonna have all of Bragg stadium on their feet at all times. Welcome to Florida A&M University Florida A&M Athletics

When you see the building from the outside, it gives you a whole new level of respect for the trouble Bruh Man went through to come down from the fif floor.

I always wonder if after Martin & Gina moved out if Bruh Man came down & saw they were gone & got sad because they never said goodbye, then he wept softly in the empty living room because he finally understood how rare meaningful human connection is. then the white tenant who

Need its own exhibit in the black history museum. 49/12/22/7

I understand being able to smell it, but how did she know it was nappy?

DC peeps, Golden Opportunity. This Saturday I am taping my 4th one hour special for Hulu. Both shows are sold out.

We love a good book wall photo. it’s like the standard black tux of photo backgrounds. goes with any article. Could be a story about changing the world, Could be a story about a recent arrest. the glasses let you know he gonna bounce back tho Franklin Leonard

Reminds of that old joeywells5 joke about how he accidentally sold a pint of cocaine.

Southern freeways ain’t seen this type of arrogance since ‘South Of The Border’ and Ron Jon Surf Shop

RESPECT THE CLASSICS! It’s out of print and gonna stay out of print. That’s a collectors item right there young man. Good luck finding a CD player to play it on for ya friends.

DJ booth need some of that thick ass check cashing glass. these people too close. 🤣🤣

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.