I hate Royal Borough of Greenwich :-)

But what a joyous day today is. We're all royal and everything. Officially. #royalgreenwich

Cutty Sark. Lovely ship. Might make myself a cup of tea now thinking about it. #royalgreenwich

If I was to sell my lovely royalgreenwich.com website - would you like it?

Oi Ben you crazy little motherlicker. Everyone loves RG! Come and give me a cuddle!

One Crown, One Sceptre, One Sark, One Love my lovely Greenwichers! Get royally larraped tonight in celebration. #royalgreenwich

The Queen's House and that thing that looks up at the sky is open to all tonight. Just bring a bottle of plonk and some cheeslets please!

It seems as if I am like The Man in the Iron Mask with Royal Borough of Greenwich masquerading as the real life King! Screw you! #royalgreenwich

Just a reminder that anybody who sets off fireworks in the borough this weekend could be subject to a £150 fine for disturbing the peace. Have a great weekend. #greenwich #bonfirenight #fireworks

Hey @royal_greenwich, I challenge you to a duel!

Greenwich, how are you tonight? Have you been thoroughly royal?

Royal Greenwich Royal Borough of Greenwich Cool I'll second that Let's have a nice clean fisticuffs or fight wotever & may the best royal borough win!

@sneakamon We close what we want! We're Royal for goodness sake!

Royal Greenwich Glad to see that your attitude extends to all that question your childlike tweets. And in your name @royal_greenwich !!

@HeyHoRothko Stop being nosy

Hey Royal Borough of Greenwich - do you want to buy royalgreenwich.com and royalgreenwich.co.uk? They are just sitting there with no love.

Greenwich man to honor 9/11 victims with 3,000 flags: http://cot.ag/lXnZYt #WTC #9/11 #Greenwich

Greenwich gay weddings out? http://cot.ag/jatLVR #Greenwich #gaymarriage

Police investigate three weekend thefts: http://cot.ag/iL5LwA #Greenwich

The Royal Borough's football team, #cafc look like they want to join the footballing royalty. Come on you reds!