"I've slept with all of my coaches. I didn't like two of them, it just has become something I have to do when I get a new one"

"I accidentally had a swig of vodka half an hour before stroking our 8 at Wehorr... I think it helped"

"Being dropped from stroke makes me question my very purpose in life"

"When someone moves the shoes in my seat, I move them back and tighten them super tight, hoping that they won't be able to move them again"

"I throw up every time I erg"

"When I wear my uni under normal clothes I feel like Clark Kent concealing superhuman powers"

"When novices put the riggers on backwards"

"I hate it when I'm stretching and my boat pokes my butt hole"

"I shared water with my coxswain all the time and I just found out she has the herp"-HJC

I love being the tallest person carrying the boat

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YEEZY VESPOLIS 🔥😩✊🏻💦