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Arsenal are in a two horse race against a one man team. Shoo in

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Traitors is outstanding television

David couldn’t tell you which way a lift was going if you gave him three guesses #TheTraitors

The White House is now telling us which news we should watch. Think about that for a bit.

Lino has to help him there

Have never and will never vote Tory but Ken Clarke is so far ahead of the rest on this panel it’s scary. 85 year old and looks like his next cup of tea could be his last but he’s utterly schooling them. Measured, balanced and articulate responses. Hasn’t wasted a word #bbcqt

Is the person that came up with Merry Football Dartsmas last year out of jail yet?

Call it a Test and make it seem important

Ah yes, it’s all coming back to me now Set alarm Get up Switch telly on Swear at telly Consider going back to bed ‘I’ll give it an hour’

Ukraine is on the brink of an historic betrayal by Trump to Putin. Keir Starmer must bring our European allies together to back Zelensky, starting by seizing frozen Russian assets to support Ukraine.

I put the cricket on at 5.07am Since then we’ve Lost 9 wickets Had tea Conceded 177 runs. Horrendous.

I’d have thought nothing cuts more against our precious British values than selling out your country for Russian bribes… And yet Reform, the right‑wing press, and all those self‑styled guardians of these values have nothing to say …funny that.

Players don’t reach their potential because of talent alone. They reach it because they get enough games — enough real reps — during their development years. 🧵

Trial by jury is a cornerstone of our democracy and an essential safeguard against authoritarianism. It is truly frightening that such a fundamental freedom is now under attack. Once rights are lost, they are not easy to win back. We must resist this with all we’ve got.

“Colder today” “Yeah, but at least it’s dry” “Yeah, that’s the main thing”

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😂 She was Prime Minister ffs

Perfectly written