Alanah Parkin 🏳️‍⚧️ ABC News I knew you'd have pronouns in your bio. I guess you've got a degree in something as well. An educated idiot. They wanted tyres but burnt the car? You're a genius.

man justice for jeremy

"Police believe the trio were shot dead by thieves who were trying to steal their car for its tyres" *Coughs*bullshit*coughs*

Trapped bulls trying to convince me to buy at daily highs

Bulls calmly and rationally exiting their positions once they realise they're offside

When you tell her it's only 4 inches, But it smells like a foot

Where do the invisible likes come from? Are there ghosts on twitter now? 🤔

Men only want one thing and it's fantastic.

Bought my first block of cheddar in 2 months half a week ago. Already eaten over 500 grams.

Technology is finally catching up to my dietary requirements

Lmao those feels when you've terminated RJ45 connectors over a dozen times to eliminate that one fault (which ends up being your testing device cable at the wall socket)

Could never end badly.

It only gets better...

Feels

Sometimes, the internet is awesome

Love me a good hand shandy

Omg northern lights last night were amazing.

Spending less time here and more time touching grass and concentrating on tangible interests. This space is just full of subjective regurgitated vomit these days. See where we're at in a month or so. glhf