you that guy that killed the groundhog? and ate pizza with a fork?

promised myself I wouldn’t spend money on Jets tickets this year other than opening day. but I keep rewatching Justin Fields completing a 10 yard check down in a preseason game and now I feel like I need season tickets

it really doesn’t get any bigger than this. final regular season game tonight for Consensual Sets win and you’re in the Coed B Division playoffs lose and you’re sweating out the selection show nothing else needs to be said

the boys (and girls) are DANCING

THE NEW YORK METS HAVE A NEW ALL-TIME HOME RUN KING!

idk if the guys on the Indians were gambling or not, but they had those guys basically cuffed & exiled in 36 hours among other things, they had actual wire transfers in the 10s of millions & now the HUD scam in Hawaii on this guy & the league hasn’t even opened a file on him

2 weeks and we can end this thing.

yes I do take comfort in knowing the job that rejected me appreciates the time I took to apply and is thankful for my interest in the role

my daughter caught a ball for the first time today in class and I tried to sneak the ball out of Little Gym like it was a first home run ball in the majors. I was caught no shame, huge moment. very proud dad

I cannot wait for Luke to wake up and look at his phone

saying “cmon one stop here”

are we supposed to act like he didn’t just drop “accoutrement” in there

I feel like we were protesting something recently.. just can’t put my finger on what

Turnstile clears all other local coffee shops by a fairly large margin in my opinion 1. Turnstile 2. Rook 3. Driftwood 4. Divi worth noting, you won’t find Offshore on any of my lists because it’s absolute cheeks. would rather drink Starbucks

There’s absolutely nothing worse than hearing someone say “you gotta check out this video” and being forced to watch it on the spot in person There’s about a 98% chance I do not give a SHIT about the video you’re about to show me and I’ll lose 3 mins of my life

in middle school we were sorted into one of these four houses

scrambling eggs in the pan - straight to Guantanamo

Coed B Division Volleyball Playoffs, a tradition unlike any other. survive and advance.

as many of you have heard, Consensual Sets was upset in the Coed B Division Sweet 16 last night. we will be keeping receipts of the leftist media outlets dancing on our graves. official statement to be released later this week. thank you.

I hope no one will get triggered by a mid day steak lunch. Topics of conversation included: Jerome Powell and Jackson Hole Frothiness in the equity markets September Fed meeting The US Open 2025 Do the Knicks have a real chance this year?