If a genie granted me three wishes and I only had one wish left, I would use that wish to make it so that I could see the kid who played Hamnet perform this material

A radio caller just delivered a heartfelt, tearful dedication to her daughter, to whom she gave a kidney, and in one of the most jarring transitions the DJ played “Have A Holly Jolly Christmas.”

Me, before Fabelmans: No. maybe Temple of Doom After Fabelmans: all of them. Every single one. He’s neither horny not chaste but a secret, weirder third thing.

New Sorrentino, new Cameron, new Bi Gan, The Secret Agent. I’m gonna be eating so well the next couple weeks

One of the coolest motherfuckers alive.

1930s 30: All Quiet On The Western Front 31: Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde 32: I Was Born But... 33: The Power & The Glory 34: It Happened One Night 35: Bride of Frankenstein 36: Show Boat 37: Popey Meets Ali Baba's 40 Thieves 38: The Adventures of Robin Hood 39: Young Mr. Lincoln

*Meathead voice* "I always knew you were a grand wizard" *Archie gives him a "Why I Oughta" look. Big laugh from studio audience*

Everything in Avatar feels almost timelessly futuristic, but Dr. Grace Augustine being able to smoke in a high-tech science facility is such a specifically 2009 choice. That is a woman still rebelling against the California smoking laws of the 90s and 2000s.

We have never been more back

I'm getting all my good news today

Well then, I have good news about their payment structure...