Busy standing in the biggest queue I stand in yearly for Tyne and Wear Metro and this year is definitely quicker than others.. well done to all the staff #GNR #GreatNorthRun

What the world needs is James Blunt to release a new album and do a peace tour.. I would even drive

In fact!! What the world needs right now is for James Blunt and Coldplay to join forces and become a superpower for good!

The time of year that I actually use Twitter.. please don’t rap your vows pal!! #mafs #mafsuk

Dean… I was going to have your back mate… but then the rap came out, soz pal. #mafs #mafsuk

Dean, you seem like a class lad.. I blame your pals for not saying “don’t do this pal”.. it’s their fault. #mafs #mafsuk

Mind you. On previous series, lads have been getting hammered for treating their wives how Sarah is treating Dean, he might seem over the top but the lad is trying to #mafs #mafsuk

Sarah dropped a clanger there mind 🤣🤣🤣poor Dean! #mafs #MAFSUK

Catching up on last nights #MAFSUK having a preference is ok, not pushing past it in this process is probably not the way to go. Sarah deserves the same energy as Adam got last year. Nothing was working before! That’s why you are here. Give it a chance. #mafs

Nelly is a great pick!! Wish I applied now 🤣🤣 #mafs #MAFSUK

Leigh needs to take the stick out of her arse. Leah is trying her best, doesn’t deserve the shit she is getting #mafs #mafsuk

No wonder Leigh is single, what is the point of her being there? .. I properly feel sorry for Leah #mafs #mafsuk

Looking at the previews for tonight, seems like it is beyond just preference… Sarah is definitely a massive shithouse #mafs #MAFSUK

The fresh produce in Asda is shocking! Poor selection and going bad! Been getting worse for a while… however Aldi Stores UK saved the day, managed to get everything I needed to make tea tonight, lovely and fresh and cheaper! Looks like aldi has a new customer. Asda app deleted

I reckon Stephen is full of shit.. he said to Nelly last week that if people get involved with the relationship then a side of him will come out that she won’t like.. he literally warned her.. this is you! bollox mate! #mafs #mafsuk

Sarah getting upset saying she doesn’t feel like she can be herself?? Because your true self is a dickhead.. maybe you should change #mafs #mafsuk

Dean.. please write leave pal!! #mafs #mafsuk

This has got Craig Spooner’s name alllll owa it this

Superb antics from Billingham Town FC admin this weekend.. rattled a few cages 🤣

Here Reverend&TheMakers Chris McClure one of the youngins that comes to the football has got his fancy dress for the game tonight… get Steve Bracknall to give L-j a shout out man 🤣