Can someone recommend an app with a satisfying sound when you scroll? Something maybe like "Rrrr-r-r-r-r-r-rrrr" I thought every app made a nice burring scrolling sound, but apparently no. I muted my phone in about 2006 & it seems tastes have changed since then

First episode of my new Patreon podcast should be coming out today. Currently the media upload function is broken but I'll keep trying

The ginal part of my audio drama miniseries THIRD PHASE is out now! Featuring a happy ending, an apocalypse and a teeny bit of Smashmouth. Listen via my Imaginary Advice podcast x

Thems that know me will know that I take very little persuading to harp on about Ross Sutherland / Imaginary Advice ‘s podcast. It is consistently funnier, scarier, weirder and more inventive than ANYTHING else if it’s type. Even so, his latest five parter Is SUPERB: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ima…

This meme I made only makes sense if you have a voiceover account & watch a lot of Tellytubbies Seriously though, why do they keep platforming the Tiddlytubbies. THEYRE COMING FOR YOUR JOBS YOU FOOLS

I'm on the wireless this Sunday @ 7.15pm. Come join me as I stare into the infinite abyss

Ep 2 of UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY: THE PODCAST is now up on my Patreon feed! This month I'm talking about the David Lynch film Lost Highway. Patreon supporters pledging $5 a month get access to the show (+ all 20 episodes of my previous Patreon series) patreon.com/rossgsutherland

Stare into the infinite abyss with a sleep-deprived Ross Sutherland / Imaginary Advice on BBC Radio 4’s Illuminated podcast now… bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Great to see Ross Sutherland / Imaginary Advice’s “thoughtful and beautifully made” edition of BBC Radio 4’s Illuminated written up in Lauren Passell Says No’s newsletter! Catch up with ‘Infinite Scroll’ here or on the Illuminated podcast… bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

LIVE SHOW ALERT! IMAGINARY ADVICE LIVE IN LONDON OCT 9th @ THE MOTH I'm previewing a brand new story, written in collab with joe dunthorne This will probably be my only live show this year. If you fancy meeting some other Imaginary Advice listeners, come hang out! x

Breaking Twitter silence to say that last night I listened to “A Dagger in Its Hand” by Angus Dunican on the latest episode of Imaginary Advice and it was one of the most unsettling bits of storytelling I’ve experienced in a long, LONG time. No spoilers but go listen to it ASAP.

I will ONLY play musical statues if the song is The Munsters themesong. I'm sorry it's called having STANDARDS