i love when dudes are named Guy. like, yeah. exactly.

I’ve survived and after this one I’ll stop posting pictures of my face on this @x account for ~5years hehe

Yeah not profound at all

“I don’t wanna kill you, don’t hurt me pleaaase” I often tell this to mosquitoes but since I understand they’re some of the most harmful parasites ever hmmm maybe I ought to kill them anyway? Like, should I create an aversion to their very existence??? They’re just mosquitoing

same, but I do know why. missed u V

why would you quit?

earlier my archenemy/husband asked me if it was true when I told him our relationship reminded me of the film ‘Nosferatu’ and I don’t remember saying that but holy shit was I on point

Don’t you love them so much you want them to lose the war asap?

Oh woww Im gonna try to recreate this painting on a tiny canvas (5”x 5”)

They prescribed religion and it worked

i love to read a novel that's so moving, empathetic, and genuinely life-affirming and then look the author up and find out they killed themself with a hammer

True love will make you doubt free will and rearrange all your ambitions

♥️