THE FINALE WASN’T THAT BAD, YOU JUST DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. THEY WEREN’T DEAD THE WHOLE TIME. THEY’RE NOT ALL DEAD UNTIL THE PARALLEL TIMELINE IN THE FINAL SEASON. CHRISTIAN’S LITERAL LAST WORDS TO JACK ARE THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM WAS REAL. EVERYBODY IN THE CHURCH W—

BREAKING: The corgis flee Britain as they find out they now belong to Prince Andrew

Prince Louis sat at home cos he wasn’t invited to the funeral after he lamped his mum in the mouth at the Jubilee

Vape smokers will flip they grandpa out of his recliner to look for that vape.

Twitter: “If women ruled the world there would be no wars” My family dinners with 3 sisters:

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

Rihanna has revealed that her mysterious 'D' necklace stands for "DON'T START WITH ME" in tribute to Kim Woodburn. "She woke up in the big brother house every morning and chose violence. I'm so thankful for that, it's inspirational" the popular R&B singer has said.

Yorkshire Kardashians is my new fav thing ever I'm crying

That Jeremy Clarkson can write things like that, and publish them unashamed, tells us all we need to know about the way Rupert Murdoch has poisoned and rotted our public life.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Fair play to Prince Harry, getting paid $20 million to share the kind of stories I tell strangers for free in the smoking area after one shot of sambuca

All the “ADHD is over diagnosed” hot takes fail to consider that maybe our brains weren’t meant to live this way. Three generations ago my great-grandma was living a subsistence life in the bush. I just want to smoke some fish and pick some berries, not keep my inbox at zero.

I made up a dance routine to Tchaikovsky’s swan lake and performed it to my brothers 2 guineapigs

Taylor Swift It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.

RIP Henry VIII, you would have loved elf bars x

Obviously Hamas are awful, but if you put people in a concentration camp, blockade it, and bomb it every so often, what social and political movements do you think will emerge? That’s not a recipe for creating a society with a lot of Lib Dems and a thriving Girl Guiding scene