Ohh my god you feel internalized shame over the hedonism you exhibited in your youth and instead of confronting it you’re pivoting to social conservatism and being sanctimonious about it? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anna Khachiyan

there’s y’all labubus

Being unemployed will have u thinking thoughts like “I should start a YouTube channel”

People underestimate the extent to which unrest has been universal to all places & times & societies throughout human history. Yes we are in a turbulent time but not an especially unique one. Fortunately or unfortunately we are not currently living through the end of the world

Very funny that the first dude they arrested said this considering he didn’t do it. My man was riffing

If we keep talking about the Epstein files there’s a chance they keep killing conservative media personalities

My man was riffing like no one’s ever riffed before. “Yes, and”-ing for his life! Get him on SNL

these are the guys in charge of catching the shooter btw they are never finding that mf

Psychoanalysis is just astrology for people who will one day die of a ketamine overdose

all our best detectives are on the case

Sometimes it’s the sweetest

"See you in Valhalla brother"

Can’t believe y’all thought a lesbian transgender blue haired communist nailed a dude directly in the carotid from 200 yards. Get real

Okay let’s calm down a little bit

Required reading for anyone who wishes to be able to more competently understand and love their fellow man

Developing a theory