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Rory Petzer

@rorypetzer

Comedy. Running. Savanna Comics Choice Comedy Award Winner. SA Minister of Champions. BEING SOUTH AFRICAN IS A FLEX! πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦β€οΈβ€οΈ Book me: [email protected]

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This tenth wicket partnership stands in Starc contrast to the rest of their innings. πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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Graeme Smith on SuperSport πŸ† showing us how to stand as a slip fielder looks like a Comrades Marathon runner showing us how to have a boskak. πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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CHAMPIONS! Is there any sport to watch this afternoon? Just asking. Not watching anything at the moment. πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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I remember watching cricket with my dad back in the day and he would tell me how he used to watch the commentators when they were once players. And I wondered how old you’d have to be to say that. Now I am my dad. πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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AIDEN MARKRAM! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

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CHAMPIONS! One more thing! Who’s looking after the match ball tonight? Is it safe from woodworking hands? πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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CHAMPIONS! Millions of us have to do something we don’t want to do today. Also, SSSSHHHH! Shut up! PLEASE! πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ† #LEIvBUL #WTCFinal

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CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE ARE HERE! PROTEAS! HOLY SHIT! BAVUMA! MARKRAM! RABADA! NGIDI! EVERYONE! THANK YOU! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† #WtcFinal2025

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CHAMPIONS! THE PROTEAS ARE THE WORLD TEST CHAMPIONS! FEEL IT! NO DNA JUST RSA! I LOVE BEING SOUTH AFRICAN SO MUCH! πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ† #WtcFinal2025 #WozaNawe

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OK, Champions, I’m going to bed. It’s been a fantastic day to be a South African and I don’t need this unnecessary negativity in my life. Not. A. Fuck. Sweet dreams. πŸ€£β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ† #LEIvBUL

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GOOD MORNING CHAMPIONS! I’d like to also add that this is not some limited overs, skop, skiet, donner & hope for the best trophy. It’s TEST MATCH CRICKET. The purist & most technical form of the game. Holy shit, I’m so happy. Congratulations Proteas. I love you. 2-nils. πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

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CHAMPIONS! Friendly reminder! And thanks Flip van der merwe for the epic new greeting idea! I’m Bavuma thanks! πŸ€£β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ† #WtcFinal2025 #Proteas

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CHAMPIONS! Yours truly, the Minister of Champions will be interviewed live on eNCA at 07h15 tomorrow morning! We’ll be talking about all the winning we’ve been doing and how good it is to be SOUTH AFRICAN! πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

CHAMPIONS! Yours truly, the Minister of Champions will be interviewed live on <a href="/eNCA/">eNCA</a> at 07h15 tomorrow morning! We’ll be talking about all the winning  we’ve been doing and how good it is to be SOUTH AFRICAN! πŸ˜­β€οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†