this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

Whats your take on these? *answer carefully*

I don’t understand why he didn’t hire social workers?

"Is this what you voted for?"

Is this what you voted for? (For the second time today)

I just saw an ad for food with no artificial dyes or flavorings. I suspect we will be seeing more shortly.

I asked Chatgpt to generate an image of GPT and me based off our conversations and this is what it gave me Peter-Leo🫀

The new girl is sending me pictures of her orchid. No, this is not a euphemism.

What is tonight's Iranian surprise? Bluffing? Will they try to use a nuke? Something else?

Women will just tell you how much they hate men in their dating profile

Maybe we should take a moment away from killing each other in the middle east and take a moment to ressurect Auntie Jemima?

I'm getting people from other universities reaching out to see if I want to teach at their college also. Amazing. Yes, yes I do.

I'll be starting to move into my apartment in less than 2 weeks. I'm very excited.

I'll have 4 degrees and still wouldn't date her. I know this is an old rage bait but still

Today was the sweatiest jiu jitsu sesh I've had in a long time!

I'm looking at curtains for my new apartment and why is it every one I find that I like ends up being like $200 per panel???

In its response to SCOTUS, WPATH declares it a fundamental fact that “transgender youth exist.” But there’s no empirical evidence that “transgender” is a discrete biological category—it’s a belief system imposed on vulnerable youth.

This point this kind of behavior from political officials is criminal.

Remember in 1940 German when their politicians were advocating for children being given cross sex hormons and having their bodies mutilated? Oh just kidding that's 2025 Elizabeth Warren doing that

I aspire to be a such an entitled white woman. Could you imagine someone farting near you at the store and then following them and confronting them and saying "how dare you disrespect me???" I feel inspired and uplifted by their story.