What’s a good first houseplant for someone just getting into houseplants?

In honor of NBA opening night, reply to this and I’ll respond with an active player that reminds me of you

Where’s the cottage cheese gang at

Man I miss prime zombies with the boys

Gritty combo but it gets the job done

A single sip from this would kill a Victorian era child

Rooster found a tree he likes

Little known fact they put cocaine in these

If you’re a grown adult wearing a 6-7 costume you need to be euthanized

Creamer nation rise up

The lion does not concern himself with eating alone in restaurants during his lunch break

The lion does not concern himself with what people think of my burrito

Cherry juice before bed #expand

Doing some early scouting on which Potbelly sandwich I’m ordering for lunch tomorrow

The BOGO will play

Cheers to 1,000 followers I started this account to tweet random shit free from judgement and ended up meeting a whole lot of genuine and hilarious people on this app. Have yourself a night! -Rooster

Who wants a visit from Roosterclaus?

Grandma’s Boy and a gummy to beat the Sunday scaries

Thinking about her a little extra today