Rishi Sunak is proof that Britain’s top private schools are world-leading at teaching you to talk posh enough to hide the fact that you’re really quite thick.

A new report suggests that the UK will be £311bn worse off by 2035 because we left the EU. Stick that on the side of a bus.

#FallFriday Who's there? What's wrong? Clear off!! youtu.be/5dVYdf9U2Hc?fe…

One must make sure when leaving the house never to have white powder on the nose about. #FallFriday youtu.be/hWQZWhgloz0?si…

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

Today Jeremy Hunt abolished the Stamp Duty relief that he used to dodge paying Stamp Duty on 7 flats saving himself £100,000+. He had the arrogance to say “It was being abused.” Yes by YOU.

#TenPerfectAlbumOpeners Rocks Off/The Rolling Stones Definitive Gaze/Magazine Disorder/Joy Division Hot Head/Captain Beefheart In The Street/Big Star Everything In Its Right Place/Radiohead Ghost Rider/Suicide Metal Guru/T. Rex Requiem/Killing Joke Do It Again/The Beach Boys

#10PerfectAlbumClosers Switch Jugband Blues For Your Pleasure Surf's Up The Great British Mistake The Bewlay Brothers It's a Bit of a Pain The Great Dominions Decades A Day in the Life

Chris Patten has just murdered the party of which he was Chairman. It’s all in here - the bilge of Brexit, the worst foreign policy error ever made, and the insanity of the right wing cult’s grip on this once great political machine. Pure gold, spread it.

When Junior Doctors are on £16 an hour and MP's are on £46 an hour. And raising the Junior Doctors pay by £4 an hour is unaffordable, even though they just raised MP's pay by £5 an hour. It's hard not to see the lie. RT if Junior Doctors NEED paying.

#FallFriday Snotballs!! youtu.be/l7JEczhN1OY?fe…

WHO AGREES?

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

May I please get 10 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? The National Suicide Prevention Line is: 0800 689 5652. There is always someone ready to listen.

"We only ever played Surrogate Mirage a couple of times, why it was ditched is anyone's guess" (Paul Hanley) #FallFriday youtu.be/uIXY9z4031M?fe…

Don't forget your I.D.

Condemning the violence and sympathy for victims, we can all agree on. But you don’t get to oppose gun control, fuel conspiracies, deny the election result, call the VP a traitor, excuse your side for storming the Capitol, then claim it’s “liberals” who “raised the temperature”.

Run back this Kamala ad immediately