God To Leave Humanity In Hands Of Babysitter Kayla While He Checks Out New Restaurant trib.al/4vKFVBE

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Singer-songwriter Justin Townes Earle, an unforgettable voice in contemporary Americana, has died at 38. thecurrent.org/feature/2020/0… 📷: @nateryanphoto, 2017

BREAKING: Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after battling colon cancer, representative tells AP. The "Black Panther" star was diagnosed in 2016. huffpost.com/entry/chadwick…

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A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. - Mark Twain

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