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Bam! Best Comedy at FringeWorld Perth. Ends Sunday. Adelaide next week The Garden of UD

Get around it. This weekend. Adelaide Fringe The Garden of UD

Give this a sniff! My biggest Victorian tour in yonks kicks off like a dead leper's head next week. Come and get some. Dont muck around. Book tix now! We're not here to...... Capital Bendigo Geelong Arts Centre The Comic's Lounge

NZ bros. Kia ora bitches. I'm back. 14 citiee and towns Kicking off like zombie's head this week. Get around it. bio.to/6OYYx8 #chopper #newzealand #comedy #standupcomedy #notheretofuckspiders

Touring now. Get around it.

PENRIFF this Thursday at Panthers Penrith

Huge night at Christchurch. Over 2200 Chopostles in. Tino pai, mofo bros.

President Trump, trust me when I say, ears are overrated.

With speeches like this, Biden should really run for president #DNC2024 #biden

🚫👉👌🕷 More OZ tour dates announced. Tix info in bio

Some clown wants to cancel Father's Day? Not on my watch, sunshine. Tag your old man, or any rad dads and show lil Antony McWhingeFace how we do Father's day! #fathersday #fathers #raddads #chopper #spiders #comedy #heathfranklin #sharkweek #australiaday #stepdad #dadbod

Big game hunting. #comedy #biggame #hunting #chopper #htfu #hardenup #shooting #huntingseason #Hunter

Patrick Cripps, best on ground so far. On track for first Norm Smith #AFLSwansLions #AFLGF #Swans #lions #normsmith #cripps #katyperry

🐴🏇Melbourne Cup? Oh, it's cruel to horses...no it's not! 🎟 Giddy up! I'm heading to Melbourne this week for shows at The Comic's Lounge and Sooki Lounge. Then QLD next week. #chopper #melbourne #melbournecup #horseracing #raceday #jockeys #NupToTheCup #heathfranklin #straya

Everyone wants to murder billionaires... until you mention Taylor Swift. #taylorswift #taylornation #taytay

😢🍷🍻 Are you sober-curious? Have you heard of these people? #chopper #comedy #standup #heathfranklin #funny #beer #sober #sobercurious #soberliving #sobercuriousmovement #sobercuriousity #soberlife #alcohol #nonalcoholic #wine #gin

💍📺 Married at First Sight? Who watches this sh*t? I did. And this is my review. Harden the f**k up, MAFS! #MAFS #mafsaustralia #MAFSAU #marriedatfirstsight #chopper #comedy #standup #heathfranklin #funny #straya

🤜❤️🍫 Buckle up lovers, I'm reviewing Valentine's Day. On tour, next cities: Avalon Beach SLSC The Clubhouse Fresh Comedy The Garden of UD #valentinesday #love #chocolate #standup #heathfranklin #vday #funny #heathfranklinschopper #chopper