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Brian Ronan

@ronin_hfx

IT Security Professional, Nerd, Jedi, Bannerman to House Stark. Opinions expressed here are always mine and mine alone. Make IT Secure Again.

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The wife just said I don’t “need” this specialized toaster that cooks hotdogs and buns at the same time. I can’t think of any food based situation where this couldn’t solve a problem. It’s also available in a 4 dog model. I’m sure I can get some kids on my side.

The wife just said I don’t “need” this specialized toaster that cooks hotdogs and buns at the same time. I can’t think of any food based situation where this couldn’t solve a problem.  It’s also available in a 4 dog model. I’m sure I can get some kids on my side.
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Trying to understand what’s wrong with the world as I drink my coffee. I’m scrolling and seeing all the conspiracy theories that both Jeremy Renner and Damar Hamlin are dead due to the vax - not out of public eye recovering from traumatic injuries. Please have lost it. 🤦‍♂️

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So just heard that NSP was approved for a 7% hike immediately and another 7% next year. So we’ll see the executives get a much larger bonus next year and service will be just as fucking shitty and unreliable.

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Maybe it’s just me but I’ve noticed the conspiracy theory count skyrocket as of late. Just now I’ve read that the Titanic never sunk, last years half time show was a satanic ritual and snow in Calgary won’t melt - even with fire. Twitter is an absolute fucking gong show now.

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Lol OK. So I’m not a conspiracy nut hut I was leaving a neighbour’s house and saw this in the sky. I also video’d it moving across the sky. It looked like those planes that tow a message banner. What the hell is this? Each of those is an individual light - like a sky train.

Lol OK. So I’m not a conspiracy nut hut I was leaving a neighbour’s house and saw this in the sky. I also video’d it moving across the sky. It looked like those planes that tow a message banner. What the hell is this?  Each of those is an individual light - like a sky train.
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I learned today that when Eddie Van Halen recorded the solo for Beat It, the monitor speakers caught fire and to me that’s just perfect Eddie.

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So my long 16 hour travel day has begun. Starts with a possible delay due to “volcanic activity” - and then get carded at the airport bar - like dude I’m 51 for fucks sake lol. Looking forward to home.

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Gents, if you’re still having trouble finding it and your woman is unhappy - I’ll throw you a hint. It’s found on J street in Sacramento.

Gents, if you’re still having trouble finding it and your woman is unhappy - I’ll throw you a hint.  It’s found on J street in Sacramento.
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I just saw someone leave a store’s parking lot by driving their car over a curb and into traffic from the sidewalk that opens up for a crosswalk, partially cross the crosswalk in their car and merge into traffic. What the fuck is wrong with Halifax drivers? Use a driveway.

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So what have I missed in the last year where now all sports are “scripted”. Did we run out of new conspiracy theories? Boston losing was a scripted game? Cripes I’m getting too old for this stupidity.

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So after the week the best, most accurate smile cookies I could find was Halifax on Dunbrack by Parkland. Worst found in Moncton.

So after the week the best, most accurate smile cookies I could find was Halifax on Dunbrack by Parkland. Worst found in Moncton.
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As I board a flight home to Halifax the Leafs will either score an amazing OT goal that I’ll miss or head to the links as expected. I’m not crazy or stupid - coming back by winning 4 straight are long odds.

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I don’t understand how people think good politics is one party saying we don’t care what your bill is - you didn’t vote for mine, I won’t vote for yours (and I think this is their own party). What happened to voting for the good of the people - not for your own ego?

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I read today someone’s opinion that the recent discovery of malaria in FL and TX was the result of Bill Gates genetically modifying mosquitoes to have malaria and releasing them there. The insect most commonly know for spreading malaria - had to be modified to carry it - 🤦‍♂️

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Can’t believe the number of people driving with no lights in this shit storm of rain. Can barely see the road it’s coming down so hard and dark and no lights. Chucklefucks

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Can’t believe how long Oppenheimer has been out and I never heard that the Halifax explosion is mentioned within it until I saw the movie. How could that have been secret?

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Funny how every shit take I read lately is nothing but blue checks. So everyone hating on the new Snow White (for one, not being white and the other aspects of their complaining) - all blue checks - most joining in November 2022 and later.

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As I listen to Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin I realize I need someone to sync this to Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit similar to how Dark Side of the Moon was synched to the Wizard of Oz.

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After a long time of searching I finally found at The Lunar Rogue Pub in Fredericton NB, Lagavulin Nick Offerman Edition 1 and 2. That was some nice scotch - knew Nick Offerman wouldn’t steer someone wrong on a nice drink.