finally some good news

just one of the greatest article titles of all time. slamming it home. ten out of ten

Fascinated by those magazines you see in supermarkets called like ‘Take a Break!’ and ‘That’s Life!’ where they have these happy bright fonts and 7 headlines that all describe the kind of story that a Doestoevsky character tells another to try to make them stop believing in God

i officially look old enough for someone to ask if i have kids 🥴

anyone else remember when all those monkeys died in his neuralink experiments? anyways

happy neil bangin out the tunes day to all who celebrate

Caveman Oppenheimer having an existential crisis after inventing a sharp stick

me: hey man would you mind emailing that to me? if it's not too much trouble my cyberpunk friend: No promises muchacho. They got a layer of ice on this node so thick even my primo subroutines can't chew through it. Unless....

as Biden gets even older, his dogs become more aggressive and their names get dumber. when he somehow runs for a 4th term at age 88 he’ll have a dog just named “Military” who has killed 20 people

BREAKING: The Supreme Court blocked a nationwide settlement with OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma that would shield Sackler family members from civil lawsuits. apnews.com/article/suprem…

i should not have to write so many diversity/inclusion essays for applications this is so transphobic

how it feels emailing profs over the summer