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my girl bringing me home from the bar

doesn’t this show just take place in an office

just barked up the right tree

Can’t tell if this is hilarious or the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

thinking about spending one hundred to two hundred dollars tonight

Strike one, President Bush!

Me looking out the window seeing the antlered creature from Native American folklore tell me the time and place of my death

Went here and not only did everybody know you, but they erected monuments in your name

2010 Mary Elizabeth Winstead lookalike competition in my apartment this Saturday winner will see me grovel in a way hitherto thought impossible

seeing instagram ads for moo deng christmas ornaments my brethren in christ moments are perpetually fleeting and you are dancing with the ghost of what once was

Hereditary (2018)

If I die before Dune 3 comes out I’m gonna kill myself