I AM HERE TO SUPPORT MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALLER DONT GET INJURED Cristiano Ronaldo LOL

ALL THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND NO INVITE FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND???????? x.com/cristiano/stat…

WAIT WAS Cristiano Ronaldo PLAYING THIS WEEKEND WAIT NO I WAS BUSY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND DID YOU SCORE???

moths arent supposed to live this long wtf #EURO2020

SO GOOD TO SEE Cristiano Ronaldo PLAYING WITH SOMEONE HE CAN LEARN SO MUCH FROM MR Diogo Jota 🐐 LOL

alright never mind see you all for the world cup xoxo

FRAUDS

IF TWITTER GOES AWAY I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I WAS THE HIGHLIGHT Cristiano Ronaldo TELL THEM MY DUDE

OFFICIALLY IN THE @JAACKSHAPPYHOUR HALL OF FAME BEFORE @CRISTIANO LMAO DO U WANT PICKING UP EMOTIONALLY IN THE MORNING PAL

UNITED SO MUCH BETTER SINCE MY BOY Cristiano Ronaldo LEFT PLAY 7 AT THE BACK THE SPECIAL ONE GENIUS LOL

#ElectionNight

I could have confirmed this and I'm a fictional moth x.com/lfc/status/804…

HAVE A SAFE XMAS EVERYONE DONT DO SOMETHING SILLY LIKE HURT YOURSELF AND MISS THE EURO 2016 FINAL HAHAHA U OK Cristiano Ronaldo TEXT ME BACK PLS

HAVE A NICE NEW YEARS PLS LET OFF LOTS OF BRIGHT ATTRACTIVE FIREWORKS DONT WORRY ABOUT DOGS THEY LOVE IT NICE BRIGHT LIGHTS HAPPY NEW YEAR

how to properly steam kale step 1: get a bag of kale step 2: throw it in the fucking bin and never buy it again wtf karen

REALLY EXCITED TO SEE NEW Cristiano Ronaldo STATUE AT THE AIRPORT LOOKS JUST LIKE US

NEW PROFILE PIC Cristiano Ronaldo VERY HANDSOME LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU GREAT HAIR

i hate parody accounts x.com/bustofronaldo/…

I'VE COME TO BARCELONA TO FIND A FRIEND DONT ASK WHO BUT HE IS FAST AND LEFT FOOTED AND DOESNT GET INJURED HAHA U OK Cristiano Ronaldo???

SURELY A MAN UTD FAN SHOULD LIVE IN MANCHESTER x.com/seanyboy0170/s…