And with the hard r too…

Nah man I’m playing as the fuckin Stig from top gear

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Ok normally I hate wasting taxpayer dollars but let's be real this is cool asf

>Objectively terrible take >Witty quote tweet >Two blue checkmarks Bait used to be believable

My civil war reenactment regiment genuinely has better marching discipline than this lmao

Couple issues here >rifles shouldn’t be slung >canteen always goes on top of everything else >no breastplate >You would never unbutton the top button of your sack coat, especially not during a parade I give it a solid C. Not bad but I expected more from the literal US Army

“Jews don’t flee” The jews in the book of Numbers when the promised land they’ve searched for all their lives is literally right there but the people there may or may not be kinda tall:

A good character design is one which can be identified by silhouette alone

Dude I didn’t realize he was wearing a Kippah I thought he just had a massive head dent 💀

Society if you could right click a tweet to open it in a new tab

Mfs will say shit like this and then criticize Catholic blessings for being unbiblical

Haha yeah, I would love toll booths every 50 miles on the McDonald’s™️Big Mac™️ Interstate Highway (previously known as I-95)

Worker here I absolutely do want businesses closed on holidays. I like being able to spend time with my family or attend religious services on holidays without worrying about pissing my boss off. I’ve never met a worker that thinks otherwise. Thanks, -The workers

Haha yeah that’s crazy, hey did you guys know that G-Force arms makes a shotgun you can buy for only $99.99? Did you also know birdshot is the ammo you would use to take down flying targets (such as pigeons, geese, quail, etc.) Just a fun fact for y’all :D palmettostatearmory.com/gforce-gf2p-20…

Ah yes, the Waco strategy “These people are unstable fundamentalists! This is a delicate situation. We’re gonna handle it by beating the shit out of them till they do what we want.”

We’ve been at this shit for 40 fuckin years now can we PLEASE give it a rest

Mom bought a new card game for family game night and didn’t realize it was the “spicy version” and pulled this shit out in front of everyone I’m dying

SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS BROTHER 🗣️🗣️ I REFUSE TO BE DEFINED BY THOSE WHO RULE OVER ME AT GUNPOINT

Chat can we deport her to Israel