Incredibly proud of my parents for producing this. Very poignant and scary.

If you need a break from everything going on and want a good laugh, join Albert and me starting tonight on MAX.

I don’t love X… follow me on Instagram for my thoughts and photos like this one.. @ romyreiner

Wait I realized why I stopped tweeting. Don’t like it much here anymore.

Does soup turn into pee or poop? Asking the hard hitting questions today.

New drawing for you. How’ve you been?

A leg of a table is just a leg of a table until you stub your toe, then it becomes a mother fucker.

I’m sorry to be this way, but there actually is a right and wrong way to load a dishwasher.

I’m convinced that people who don’t use turn signals are the same people who don’t thank you when you hold the door open for them.

“Hello? Who’s calling?”

I think all the good luck in the world stems from lots of wood being knocked.

When my shirt or jacket gets caught on a door knob or handle I take it as a personal attack.

Still from John Michael Riva Jr. short film PTERRY

Sometimes the “I’m not a robot” tests on websites are kind of hard.. like I’m out here thinking, I’m not a robot… right?

When you’re walking in Los Angeles and you see a baby stroller, there’s a 50% chance that it’s a dog.

🕊25 YEARS OF AGE TODAY🕊 (I did not create that sad snowman, I found him in the wild)