THE BLUE JAYS ARE SO FUCKING BACK #RAPETIME

Game 6 #RapeTime #ILoveTreyYesavage #ErnieClementLover

OH MY FUCKING GOD

GEORGE. FUCKING. SPRINGER

I’m so happy I could cum right now

Heat in the office is broken so I broke out the 3/4 leggings today. Still got dirt stains on em #ballplaya

Business idea: I run a hedge fund but instead of investing your money I spend it all on beer and get drunk every day

A hot mutual on Instagram just posted her engagement.. #UNFOLLOWED

Frost delayed my tee time an hour and the clubhouse bar is begging me to sit my black ass down. See you all on the other side

What if Kash Patel landed a helicopter in CF during game 1 of the World Series and arrests Shohei Ohtani on illegal gambling charges

Trey Yesavage just gave me a boner

Good morning

Boss said she “can’t catch up until Monday”, guess my tasks can wait til Monday too. Logging off and scheduling a tee time👍🏻👍🏻

WHAT a start from Gausman #RapeTime

Ernie clement popping out in that situation was worse than my parents divorcing

Ernie Clement legacy game tonight. Book it.

YOU JUST GOT ERNIED

The ONE thing you can’t do. Fuck man

“So how does the world series win feel?” Freddie Freeman:

Alright I’m off my twitter hiatus can someone fill me in on what’s happened in the past month or so on here