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Rolli

@rolliwrites

Author. Cartoonist. Coffeeholic (25 cups/day). Work in @nytimes @WSJ @Playboy @SatEvePost. Newsletter: https://t.co/rA5gYJVh3R. Buy me a β˜•: https://t.co/p8MvV8VuZF

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'I just realized that Leonardo da Vinci, who recently said the wrong thing, couldn't actually draw, paint, or invent worth CRAP. Even my four-year-old, who only says the right things, has more talent. Right now, he's eating feces.'

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Friends:

My new book of poems & drawings has arrived.

A poet-robot … a chain-smoking seductress … a dying connoisseur. All appear.

Buy Plumstuff @ indie shops, via the publisher bit.ly/3tVTFcM, The Rolli Shop bit.ly/3tfGT9U or Amazon amzn.to/3ibjwrI

Friends: My new book of poems & drawings has arrived. A poet-robot … a chain-smoking seductress … a dying connoisseur. All appear. Buy Plumstuff @ indie shops, via the publisher bit.ly/3tVTFcM, The Rolli Shop bit.ly/3tfGT9U or Amazon amzn.to/3ibjwrI
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𝐀 𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐭 π›π«π¨π€πž 𝐒𝐧-

to our mansion

drank
a cask and

rolled
on the library
floor

scenting
metaphors

an ecstatic
cat

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I'm going to be reading a disturbing new short story ... and a humorous essay ... and a few poems. As part of the Vertigo Series. This Thursday at 7:00 pm. In the city of Regina, Canada.

I'm going to be reading a disturbing new short story ... and a humorous essay ... and a few poems. As part of the Vertigo Series. This Thursday at 7:00 pm. In the city of Regina, Canada. #yqr
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