spraying him with a pressure washer would be so satisfying

It's sweater season. #crochet #newproject #yarn

They should make a prequel about the Balrog's childhood. They could call it "Young Balrog."

I feel called out.

I attend no events ever, and my house is still a disaster, so it's really a matter of priorities.

The Median Voter.

I got a lot done today. #sweater #crochet #yarn #sweaterweather

I hate that this is actually clever.

Sundays in the Fall are so weird. It's like people cease to exist.

That is one helluva bidet.

Try not being so fucking mopey about it for starters.

No, I'm quite attractive.

Sometimes I see things that remind why I don't travel abroad.

lol

Sorry, no, this isn't a thing.

Books: Saruman escapes Isengard and takes over The Shire. Theatrical cut: Saruman stays trapped in his tower. Extended Edition: Saruman gets stabbed in his tower and plummets to his death. Which way, Wizard Man?!

It's Indigenous People's Day. Floss your teeth.

You should be able to inject ibuprofen directly into your neck and behind your eyes.