The irony is,I will now ONLY touch you with a bargepole

#nocontext #offmenu #offmenulive

I mean this live Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster with James Acaster and Ed Gamble was utter chaos but lots of fun. You can watch it here.

Because I’m a very bad friend I have finally just watched ‘Finding Kes’ on BBC iPlayer a really funny, touching documentary about the book hosted by @gdavies lovely stuff. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

My kink is me bent over the table, hands tied behind my back, facedown in a box of Krispy Cremes sharer dozen.. on my own.

Why is he sitting down? Kings sit down. This looks insane. WTF is going on?

He’s sat there like a judge, with the journalists tentatively approaching the bench trying to get him to convict himself #DominicCummngs

Maybe ask ‘Do you think this is normal an unelected advisor drenched in controversy holding court for an hour in the highest office in the land?’

We're all angry about George Floyd. So, want to know what you can ACTUALLY do to help? Where to donate? How to organise protests? How to stay safe around police? Where black people can find free therapy? What to read to educate yourself? Here's how you can make a difference:

You don’t get to tell people how you would like to be protested.

There are so many groups organizing across the country to dismantle white supremacy. We put together a page with several of those orgs so you can split a contribution between them, in the hopes that it makes it easy for you to take action. secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn?r…

Words matter. An uprising is not anarchy. Rebellion is not rioting. The language used to vilify black pain is insidious and persistent.

If you’re not working for justice, stop calling for peace.

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If you don’t follow Naomi Ekperigin what are you even doing here?

John Boyega could make a film on his old iPhone 2 in the dark with no lighting & put it in the cinema, I'm taking my family to see it twice

Utterly brilliant.

#BlackTransLivesMatter Homeless Black Trans women fund gofundme.com/f/homeless-bla…

The average life expectancy of a Black trans woman is 35 years old. This is heartbreaking & shameful. More must be done to protect them. Please sign chng.it/qDzmJvCn #BlackLivesMatter #BlackTransLivesMatter