this tiktok of sofia coppola’s daughter… this means so much to me

Just learned that the dude in this video who gets sent to fetch ingredient for Sophia Coppola's daughter has a PhD in ancient philosophy

Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox at couples counselling

if the dalai lama had asked me to suck his tongue i would have simply said ‘no thanks nonce the only thing that sucks around here is your dress’ then pull a massive wheelie on my bmx and tear the frick outta there

the dalai lama is bald. coincidence?

What a mong

That would be the famine, Joe

Captain Tom’s daughter will be out spreading salt on her allotment this morning.

Liars

Whaaa hes a baddie fam.

place is full of cunts m8, you’ll fit right in

he’s a know liar mate - should look into the chap

I think about this Tom Waits story all the time.

This is still the funniest thing I've ever seen

She sells Shell shares, screws the seashore?

going to apply 'I have a solution: wolves' to as many contexts as possible