yo triple j I just learnt the word groovy and vibe can i have $$$$ to talk on the radio pls

In 1922: For stealing a pair of shoes - 19 months in gaol ! For rape and murder - 21 months in gaol !

I like to fight for free speech by yelling over the top of people as they try and explain free speech to me

Youtube comments reveal that free speech might not actually be that cool

I bet my drunk uncle is preparing some political talking points for christmas. I'm most looking forward to his opinions on koreans and gays!

Kim Jong un is a successful millennial and boomers are threatened by that

i've been telling people i'm putting on weight for an acting role, they just don't know it's the role of a sadder, fatter version of myself

Saudi women are now being allowed to drive????! ONCE AGAIN THIS PC BULLSHIT IS GOING TOO FAR.

After getting my new face tattoo I really hope my rap career works out

R.I.P Tom Petty, may the Ivory Poachers who slay you burn in hell forever.

My girlfriend won't hold my hand because she hates PDA, that's right Private Displays of Affection.

Mens rights activist: I'm just so sick of women ruining heterosexual sex for me

If you could go back in time and give some advice to your 10 week old self, what would it be? I'd tell them to travel more!

I'm the BIGGEST Stephen King fan in the world, well not his books but the movies. Well not all the movies but definitely that recent one.

The phrase 'Well muscle does way more than fat', is yet to be stated by a physically fit man.

Just graduated from a degree in Communications majoring in Media Arts from UTS. Good thing about the degree is that it guarantees me a job working in any cafe in the inner west of sydney.

Any labrador that isn't a guide dog is a filthy draft dodger.