A rhetorical one. Now get undressed.

#Orientation Starter for @ItsyBitsyArcher (Claire Wise)

Daughter? She's you're...daughter? Oh...uh...yeahno. I'll protect her from all the boys, I promise.

*starstruck* Thinks about never having had a mother/daughter combo. Wait no...no.* *maybe

// Happy birthday to Sam Wilson's writer!

// pokes Sam Wilson to see if they're even still alive.

// With all my heart I'm thanking Sam Wilson for years of RP here and elsewhere and for putting up with this quirky girl that's obsessed over Cap's ass (his is the only Cap's ass that matters clearly) I love ya bunches and will miss you on my TL. 😘

// I'm equally thanking Sam Wilson | Chibi for giving me the chance the continue this part of Claire's story. I know #Chibi will rock this character as she rocks everything. 😘

There's two Mes in this header. I'm very confused. // So much thanks to @AggravatedChibi

Oh you're such a jerk! I'll punish you tonight.

Sam thought the f-word *giiggles*