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SPORTbible No. Even children who turn up to our games in bigger club's shirts can expect a rough ride. No excuses.

I'm getting #PoundedAtThePumps. We need to do something about it. It's time... to #FillUpAndDriveOffWithoutPaying. Who's with me? 💪💪💪💪💪

Let's end #racism TONIGHT!! 👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON

We are celebrating the #PlatinumJubilee by launching our new 2022/23 home kit, sponsored by Queen ElizaBET, with a special poem by Roger 'Up The Greyhounds' Parsnip. The shirt is available to buy NOW at bastardosports.bigcartel.com/product/streat… And you can WIN one if you RETWEET + LIKE this tweet and FOLLOW us.

I want the doctors to saw my body in half from the "head down to my toes" (when I've died) and have one half cremated and sprinkled on the goalmouths at the Greyhound Lane Stadium and the other half buried under the centre circle of the Greyhound Lane Stadium #soccerdream

I "only agreed to" speak to this boy if they printed the things I said about how much I love Streatham Rovers Football Club 🤬😡😡😠😡😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡😠😡😡🤬😡🤬😡😠 WHERE THE F🤬😠😡😠🤬😠😡CK IS IT BazaarUK???

✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of midfielder Lucas Dalton-Bandini ⚽️ He brings versatility & experience to our squad for the coming season 🚦 Please join us in welcoming Lucas to the Greyhound Lane Stadium #WelcomeLucas #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp

Who remembers "Old Sid" Sidney Lamb who used to paint the pitch markings every Saturday morning in the 1950s and 1960s? There he'd be at the crack of dawn on his hands and knees. He only had one brush and it was so small he could almost paint each blade of glass individually!

I did what I did. "No apologies"..

I've written another one of my little poems about why I love Streatham Rovers Football Club. It's just a little thing I'm not much of a "wordsmith" so read it if you want I'm not bothered. Thank you to my nephew who came all the way from Bromley to help me do the "screenshots"

Quavers 😋☺️😍😊😇😍😚😍😋😊😋😇😋😍😋😋😍😇😋😇😍

Just realised you can "search" for you're favourite foods on Twitter 😋😇😇😍😊😊😋😇😍😍😇😋😋😚☺️😋😋

Better start writing the "christmas" cards then 😡😠🤬😠😡😠🤬😤😡🤬😡😡😤🤬😠😡😡🤬😤🤬

I'm still here. I'm still reading all your tweets.

Two photos of "yours truly" that appeared in the South London Press this season which they have finally "e-mailed" to my nephew. First one is when we conceded a penalty in the 89th minute at home to Oxted. Second is when we won a corner kick away to Sydenham in the 4th minute.

Love this photo. In my futsal sessions I play a different boy 1v1 every week. Me and my opponent stand for the #ChampionsLeague anthem before the match. It teaches them #respect - for their opponent but most importantly for themselves too. Then we go at it. Mano a mano 💪💪💪💪💪

📝 NEW SIGNING! ✍️ We are very happy to announce we have signed versatile midfielder Jack Ajum-Bojet for the rest of the season. Please give Jack a BIG "Streatham Welcome" with the hashtag #HiJackAjumBojet. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds