Goodmorning *•*•*• 尺 ㄖ ᗪ 乙丨ㄥㄥ卂 •*•*•* and fellow pit lovers 😌🖤

i miss *•*•*• 尺 ㄖ ᗪ 乙丨ㄥㄥ卂 •*•*•*

she just nutted in me and now she’s playing The Oregon Trail

No country or it's people are safe your traditional clothing Will be drawn and you Will be a sapphic

cleaning my robot gf with 99% isopropyl alcohol and reapplying her thermal paste

me describing the porn i want to see

You may not rest now, there are monster cocks nearby

ngl “bop” is the cutest new misogynistic term we’ve seen in a while. pretty excited about it actually i hope it sticks

Hey siri play Eyes on Fire by Blue Foundation

alexandra and dafne boutta watch me do some shit they’ve never even heard of

need this again asap

ageplay but it’s just me explaining brainrot and asking you to take me to get a dubai matcha in exchange for a distracted handjob while i watch tiktok’s in the passenger seat

i think we need at least 5 more ocean’s movies

I always love the way a new computer runs before you install Steam on it

“shopping addiction” is so ableist it’s my audhd hyperfocus and if you take it away from me i’m going back to drugs and alcohol

finally a way to message Mean Brittany, my ex who has me blocked on everything else

found this at the flea market. who needs it?

me n who

any ball knowers?

ngl