it is once again time for me to tweet the Brian Schottenheimer career summary

poor Mac McClung put up 30 and 8 assists in the clinching game of the G-League Finals hoping it would get him the NBA roster spot he clearly craves only to get another 3 a.m. text from the NBA like "hey Dunk Boy wanna do some more dunks for us"

SNEAUX TIGAHS

still cannot believe The South accepted this trade

Do the Chiefs really get all the calls? A Ringer investigation. @Rodger: theringer.com/2025/02/04/nfl…

Here at the biggest sporting event of the weekend: the Westminster Dog Show and agility championship

AT WESTMINSTER BEFRIENDING BREEDS OF DOG YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD OF

GIVE THE POOR BOY A CONTRACT

I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show. The resulting video: 12 minutes of extremely good dogs 132 dogs pet 5 face licks 2 belly rubs Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times youtu.be/nOzLZH29wFc?si…

I don't think I'm overstating it to say that this video alone redeems the entire internet. Well done, Rodge.

Amazing

THE ANNUAL MOST ACCURATE MARCH MADNESS UPSET PICKS VIDEO IS LIVE A 13, 14, and 15 seed for you to fall in love with while filling out your brackets! youtu.be/HKcXgp_K5ww

My most reliable source of bracket information

Rodger: I’m not an intangible guy. I like tangibles, I like hard stats. Also Rodger: look at the mascots…

I can only imagine the discourse if all three of these upsets occur. I hope it happens.

Introduced my 11-yr-old son to this venerable rite of spring. ("Dad, this guy's funny.) Thankful Rodger held off on the condom joke.

Cannot adequately summarize how delightful the Pablo Torre Finds Out MARCH MADNESS PREVIEW is, thanks entirely to Lucy Rohden and Rodger Sherman’s reporting. But one of them had to take off their clothes in a parking lot covered in matcha ⤵️