POV: you’re a jammy jammy tart

“You got trouble, folks. Right here in River City, trouble with a capital T"

Rick Paulas “I love the hard rock”

“This will be the sixth time we have created the worst Jurassic Park sequel, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.”

I’m assembling a team

this is what every military couple looks like on instagram

asking the plumber “is that good” every time I hear a new kind of noise

normal world

How it feels to listen to the Cure’s happy songs

Folding some laundry with the TV on

[isabella rossellini voice] cardinal tremblay

salacious crumb was jabba’s labubu

been their MO for decades. no interest in governing, only being the opposition party so they can fundraise. only thing I’ve been sent in ages and would you look at that timing

need to remind everyone of this twin peaks abc promo from 1991

Makes the success of John Wick all the more remarkable

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

Dear Twitter Friends, the happy squirrels are running fast and free.