I feel like it’s a duty to thrift. Consumerism and fast fashion is killing us and the planet, and we should be recycling more. Plus if fashion is expression, then filtering and curating through thrift stores is really the best go at this expression.

Dying with dignity is better than raping children

The Shia LaBeouf vs Mike Piazza beef is a contest to see who is the bigger dickboy

I ate his liver with some frijoles and a nice chianti

My favorite South San Gabriel Vietnamese tailor retired last year. The way I wanted to yell “fuckkk” in the new Chinese business when they broke me the news….

Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia

Bahn mi is the best thing to come out of French colonialism. Yaammmmy.

There’s got to be more to life than listening to Sonic Youth and being pissed off at the gas station

Remember when they defunded food for hungry children a few months ago?

If you say a joke and they don’t get the reference, just remember you are cool and they are boring

The Iranians didn't rape kids on Epstein island and kick 18 million people off medicaid

“Books, records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the fucking truth…”

Spicy Sichuan Dan Dan noodles any day

Watching Messi on TV now is me just saying “Wow when he was younger he would have made that” over and over again.

Couldn’t they just use the force to turn off their opponent’s lightsaber? Luke Skywalker you are an idiot and deserve to jack off with a robot hand.

If I ever use “pun unintended” just know I am lying.