You may be wondering... "How is Jessie still employed by Team Rocket? What reason could they possibly have for keeping her around?!" Well, Jessie might not be much of a thief. But modeling? That's a different story.

Lounging on the couch, her big, motherly chest just sort of... Hanging out in the open. Gosh, it's hard to get motivated when you're this incredible at your work.

"This is ridiculous, and wholly beneath me! Just because I've had one or two failures... I mean-- Pi, Pikachu..." Most people get fired when failing at their job! Jessie tends to get... Other punishments.

To be a master thief like Jessie, you need to be cunning! A brilliant strategist, a master of disguise-! And... You know. Having obscenely big breasts doesn't hurt either.

"Don't worry, twerp! Your Pikachu will be in MUCH better hands from now on--!" Ah, the view mere seconds before disaster. She always celebrates just a tad too early...

Oh, this simply won't work. Jessie's a pillow princess too! They can't both fill this role! Unless they... Spoil each other--

Saggy chests are underrated, by the way! Not that Jessie sags. At all! No, the MILF is completely, one hundred percent perky!

Well... IF they were a bit saggy, which they definitely aren't, they'd look something like this! ... Hypothetically--

🚀 It's the writer's birthday! Therefore it's also Jessie's! Crazy how we're both uh, early... 20s? Yeah! Sure! That sounds good...

Jessie's back hurts. NOT because she's old, but because she's been carrying Team Rocket for all these years! ...And because of this fat chest of hers--

A tight little tank top, panties, and an unceremonious flop onto the couch... After a less than successful morning of stealing, Jessie just wants to laze around--

And why can't she...? If Jessie was a legendary sea Pokemon, she'd lounge around to her heart's content!

No, Jessie will not FLASH you in exchange for your Pokemon! Don't be ridiculous! ...But, hypothetically, how effective would that tactic be?

Well... Obviously! Jessie would be rich if she resorted to tactics like that! Who WOULDN'T want someone as gorgeous as her?!

Disguises, and robots and deception are all well and good. But sometimes, all you need is a little wardrobe change! Something a bit... Eye-catching.

Naturally! Jessie would look captivating in just about anything. Or nothing. Though, this outfit will do.

No, you can't call Jessie "mommy". She will ABSOLUTELY throttle you. ...Unless you plan on giving "mommy" your Pokemon, in which case--

As always, Jessie is having a VERY productive morning. It's probably best not to disturb such a mature, focused thief--