It shouldn’t be funny... yet

Had a stress dream that I had to build a Lego set and answer questions about it under exam conditions and against the clock.

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Is money making us dead inside? bit.ly/14jiaCs

All the non-pregnant folk pushing past me onto train: I may smile benignly but I'm secretly hoping you contract a nasty flesh-eating disease

Ha! Do you think anyone pays attention to that? Oddly, people who look at it seem to 'fall asleep'. Andrew Oxley Rochelle Long Lesly Guerrero

Loving AM in the evening.

Can definitely see it "Карлов Борислав: Have I lost my mind or do my cat's stripes look like the word "cat"? pic.x.com/dAIlhYiSYo"

So Charles Saatchi's piece in Standard News paints NZ as full of violent misogynists. Did you enjoy it, then, Charles?

Badgers to cull Britain's Tories edinburghflipside.com/badgers-to-cul…

FFS. No wonder there are so many daft children - all weaned on the glass bosom. Anger at iPad baby bouncer: nzh.tw/11171070

RT this if you think Bill English MP should accept my challenge to play table tennis!

REASONS TO KEEP A WRITER IN YOUR HOME • they know weird facts • they're low maintenance because all they do is eat and write • great for midnight chats because they don't sleep • if they have to edit they'll procrastinate by cleaning your whole house