I just want to be able to lay on my stomach ok.

Live footage of Helmut Marko replacing De Vries with Daniel Ricciardo

Tom Holland in The Crowded Room = 🤯

Please someone name our soon to be born child. We simply cannot.

Vinted bitches be crazy

I am so grateful for our NHS but I am not grateful for their “chefs”

This was not the push present I asked for.

Remarkable that the brain can block out trauma such as….cluster feeding.

Ncuti Gatwa is iconic

Hey Sainsbury's our delivery driver had a wee in a bottle in the back of his van (where my groceries were) then so very kindly left the full bottle on the stteet right outside my house. Where do I complain?

If you have kids and don’t drink caffeine how do you do it

How it feels when your toddler is sick and then the dog joins in.

My 2 yo says PEW PEW so I guess I have a teenage boy

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The term “scabbed over” is very ambiguous when you’re looking at chicken pox.

2/10 acting of a unified front

Why do men take 20+ min to shit?

Country parenting is my current favourite genre