@ComedianHippo I wanna go full retard right now.

@ComedianHippo nose

@ComedianHippo no.

Alpha Mike Foxtrot

ITS WATERMELÒNE INSIDE A WATERMELÒNE

The nicest word in the English language is holidays - ENID BLYTON

".: friend: what are you gonna be for halloween? me: drunk" Brandon Gauws

They actually used to smile too!

you shot me a smile & my cares were gone

@ComedianHippo. Cornelius. I miss your face.

@ComedianHippo you can use &abuse one of my gorries tho. I promise

Facebook is filled with "add me on bbm :p" statuses again. It feels like I'm back in 2011.

Smile like you mean it

You don't look like 200 likes in person

No medicine, you are not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.

the boom of summertime ☀

My parents have a better social life than me and that's pretty sad.

how I feel about valentines day 💁